So apparently Hawks is dating a rockstar.

That 's news to him. And, incidentally, news to the rest of the world too.

Once Dabi 's identity dropped, along with the magazine cover photo Hawks still hasn 't even seen yet, apparently a lot of people got very busy on the internet and started corroborating all the various personas Satoru has somehow managed to collect in his objectively small amount of years on this earth, and the results were ' well.

They were shocking for

Hawks,

but there are plenty of fans crowing across the online forums that they saw this coming all along. He thinks that 's the minority though, because after some random music magazine dropped their exclusive tell-all with Satoru, the entire internet almost collapsed in on itself

again

with the news. Satoru crashing the internet with the reveal of his identity was something Hawks had expected, though. But the actual identity revealed was emphatically

not