@scrubsstan22 [19:19]:

Guys. What are the fucking odds.

My new gf is a food critic, which is great in that we always get to try the coolest new restaurants in the city, but terrible in that we look like crazy gluttons with all the dishes we order for her articles that we don 't ever finish and we never really get to enjoy any of the food. Anyway, she has to review this ultra-popular swanky steakhouse restaurant that just opened up in Tokyo, so we decided to make it something of a date night.

It 's in the penthouse suite of one of those full panoramic view glass skyscrapers, and the first thing I notice is that there is a

crowd