'Hey, you 're going the wrong damn way! ' I snap for what feels like the millionth time. 'At this rate it might be simpler to just tie us all together! '

Maybe we should invest in one of those line things they make kindergarteners hold on walks.

'Zoro you dummy, it 's this way! ' Luffy announces, walking the wrong direction.

'Use your head as something other than a hat rack for once! Nami said to go to the right eye! This is right! ' Zoro squawks, turning to the left.

'You 're all so fucking stupid, ' I cry into my hands.

Robin pats me on the back. 'There there, Detective Domino. ' There 's twin shrieks from both Zoro and Luffy as they 're tripped by Robin 's auxiliary limbs. 'South is this direction, boys. '

Luffy 's got a stick and is waving it around by the time we 're back on track. He 's humming some kinda tune under his breath while I match his steps and duck to avoid a stray stick swipe. 'Careful where you point that thing, ' I grumble.