I am very rudely awoken from my post-party alcohol coma by Nami screaming.

Actually, it 's a horrible combination of both Luffy and Nami screaming. They 're quickly joined by the rest of the Strawhats while I twist over to escape the pounding of my head. Who knew alcoholism would have actual consequences? Fucking ridiculous.

'IF YOU DON 'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I 'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET EVER BEING BORN! ' I howl, twisting back over and slamming my fists into the first people I can reach. I immediately follow that up by falling over and crying, because

ouchie my head.

'ED YOU FUCKER ' ' Zoro starts squawking before he 's cut off by Sanji trying to kick him.

'BE QUIET MOSSHEAD ED NEEDS TO SLEEP ' '

I cut him off by punching him hard across the face.

'I SAID SHUT UP! '

' ' ' '

'So that 's what we 're doing, ' Luffy explains cheerfully.

Yeah, it takes a hot minute for us to calm down, but apparently we 're stealing. So that 's cool.