'SHOW YOURSELVES! STRAWHAT CREW! ' Oars yells in that two-toned discordant howl.

'I think this is my worst nightmare, ' I say faintly.

'Is that Robin and Franky in the rubble?! ' Nami screeches.

'Oh look, Chopper and Usopp. Hi guys! ' I call down to the bridge where my friends are gaping at Oars between the castillations.

'DO YOU FUCKING SEE THAT THING?! ' Usopp screams up at me, white as a sheet and probably seconds away from tears.

'Yeah, crazy right?! ' I laugh, very much manic. I think I 've descended past panic into peace.

'Be careful! You almost stepped on that beautiful woman! ' Sanji 's voice snarls from Oars mouth.

'That 's the point, stupid! ' Zoro 's voice growls back.

'Oh dear lord, ' I whisper. 'It 's fighting with itself. Dear lord. '

'It 's face is so scary! ' Brook shrieks.