So Luffy is blue, I 'd just like to mention. Like he 's giant and looks like a shitty beta version of gear 4, but ' the man is

blue.

'You 're seeing this, right? I didn 't actually die in that guy 's head and am just seeing super weird stuff on the way to hell, right? ' I ask faintly.

'Yeah we see it, ' Usopp says, sounding incredibly unnerved for all the relief he had a moment ago.

'I feel like I 'm being fucked with, ' Nami admits. 'This feels like one long poorly told practical joke. '

'Isn 't it just, ' Robin says dryly.

'WHAT 'S WITH THE MAKEOVER?! ' I holler up to him, cupping my hands around my mouth. 'AND WHERE DID YOU GET A GIANT SWORD?! '

'BUSH PEOPLE! ' is Luffy 's only response.

'Shit, alright, ' Usopp mutters. 'Bush people, why the hell not? '

'Why is he giving Frankenstein Smurf? ' I mumble, squinting at Luffy.

'I don 't even know what that means but I know whatever it was was stupid, ' Nami deadpans. Fair enough.