'Owowowow! The floor feels like a frying pan! ' Luffy yelps, him and Buggy both leaping like fleas on the scorching sands. 'And why 's it so quiet? '

It has been seconds ' goddamn motherfucking

seconds '

and I 'm already drenched in sweat. 'Not to alarm anyone, but I can feel myself becoming evil again, ' I say calmly. Both Buggy and Mr. 3 look at me incredibly alarmed. Luffy just hops over until he can butt his head into my sternum. 'Ow, ' I say, even though it didn 't hurt.

'Don 't be a dumb dumb, ' he commands.

'Your head left a fucking sweat stain on my shirt, ' I complain, squinting at the dark fabric.

'No evil this time, no princesses and no hook guy and no Desert Hellscape Round 1, ' my Captain says firmly.