'You 're so funny, Ed! ' Luffy laughs, throwing his head back.

'There 's something so genuinely wrong with you, ' Buggy whines into his hands.

'You all say the sweetest things to me, ' I sniff with faux emotionalness in our second of peace following clearing the ship of attackers.

'I 'm not even going to pretend I understood a word of what you just said, ' Iva says brightly. 'Hey, where 'd Croco-boy go '? '

I give you ONE FUCKING GUESS where Croco-boy went. The fucking SECOND we aren 't in active combat and his sneaky little ass is off doing the ONE THING he was asked not to, WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT ONE COMING?

I growl under my breath and start shaking my fist before we 've even turned to look where he 's gone. 'That conniving, back-stabbing, salty, bitchless ass eater Luffy what are you doing oH

SHIT ' '