'Took you guys long enough! ' I snap, rolling up onto one knee at my Captain 's side with both my guns still firmly aimed at the assassins in the room.

Paulie (covered in blood and yet looking incredibly sexy, like GODDAMN) is behind Luffy, and Chopper (in his reindeer form, for some reason) is behind Zoro.

'I was very punctual, fuck you! ' Zoro snaps back. 'Luffy, where the fuck have you been?! You left Chopper behind! '

'Robin, I'm so happy to see you again! ' Chopper himself wails, not seeming to mind.

'Robin! I finally found you! ' Luffy shouts, somewhere between furious and relieved.

'Well, well, well ' ' Lucci mutters.

'You, Strawhat ' Paulie! ' Iceberg huffs, somehow managing to look worse than when I went under the bed.

'Mr. Iceberg?! What ' What on earth is going on here?! ' Paulie demands, voice cracking as he takes in the scene. Wait a fucking minute ' was the fucking

Gajeel?

There really is no escaping Fairy Tail '