We end up harnessing the power of our aquatic bovine friend by latching onto the poor things horns to pull our ship. I feel terrible, and we 've probably shot to the top of an animal cruelty watchlist.

'I don 't think I 've ever been more upset with you guys. '

'I said I 'm sorry! ' Luffy whines, sprawled on the floor with me sat on his back.

'I 'm so sorry, my beloved, please forgive me! ' Sanji simpers, half splayed off the little boat. Dramatic bitch.

'We 're bad people, ' I moan into my hands.

Yosaku, who has been watching the proceedings with a silent bewilderment, finally pipes up, 'what would that alternative even be? '

I visibly flounder for an answer, '...asking politely? '

'That 's stupid! ' Luffy yells from under me.

'Brilliant! We 'll try that next time! ' Sanji proclaims, springing up into the middle of the boat.

'Look I just think being unnecessarily violent with the cow was a little mean ' '