'And now for the moment you 've all been waiting for, time to divide up the loot! ' Nami announces as we all erupt in cheers.

'Bronze statue! ' Luffy shouts.

'Books! ' Chopper demands.

Sanji pulls an abacus out of seemingly nowhere and starts flicking beads around. 'New pots and frying pans, plus a giant mouse trap ' '

'Booze, ' Zoro says with a dreamy smile on his face.

'Enough blankets to fill a swimming pool, ' I say resolutely.

'First off, 80% goes to my secret stash ' ' Nami mumbles with a smirk.

'Wait a minute ' ' we all protest in unison.

'I 'm kidding. As if I could have a stash that big on this shoebox of a ship, ' she grumbles. Then she shrugs. 'But the money is for her. The old girl needs some TLC ASAP. '

'She needs tlsap? What 's a tlsap? ' Luffy asks, tilting his head like a puppy.

'It means we need to fix up our special lady, ' I respond, shoving his hat down on his head.