'We are so gonna sink, ' I say miserably, crouched in half of a barrel and praying my clumsy ass doesn't send all of us overboard at once.

'Well I 'm sorry I 'm not a carpenter! ' Usopp grunts.

'Wait, is this gonna sink? ' Nami doubletakes, stood upright in a different barrel half.

'It 'll definitely sink, ' Robin says from her half.

'First up, team Strawhat! Navigator Nami, Sharpshooter Usopp, Archeologist Robin, and Detective E. D. Domino! With their boat, the Barrel Tiger! ' Ito-whatever announces from high above us on his Super Sparrow. 'Representing team Foxy is our very own idol, Porche! She 's leading the marlin fishman Capote, the acrobat swordsman Yermete, and the start-spotted smoothhound shark Monda! Their boat is the Cutie Wagon! '

'Fuckin ' sharks, ' Nami grumbles.

'I love sharks, ' I say matter of factly.

'Both teams to the starting line! ' Ito-whatever continues.

'We 're going to sink you, ' Porche purrs.