'Look, I 'm Sanji. 'Who ate the meat? ' ' Luffy says with a godawful new yorker accent, pretending to smoke and making an incredibly dumb face. Usopp bursts out laughing and I crack a smile where I 'm fiddling with the hinges of the door.

Nami screams into the case I let her hold (she demanded half of my winnings to hold it for me, and I politely told her to go fuck herself and simply enjoy the temporary comfort item) and shoots me a desperate look.

'I dunno man, he 's getting pretty good at those. Don 't understand where he got the accent though, ' I mumble, trying to jiggle the hinge pin out of the knuckles. I 'm not having a whole lot of luck. 'His impression of me was great. '

Luffy hoots and ruffles his hair over his face, raising an eyebrow. ' 'Ed detective. I am very smart. Smart people things. ' How was that? '

I frown. 'I liked the first one better. The screaming in terror was really spot on. ' And it made Usopp fall over in shock, so that was an added bonus.