I stay still until I 'm certain they 've cleared out. I tentatively crawl out of my bush and look up at the Stegosaurus. Deep red fruit juice stains its lips as it chews. I flash it a bright smile and a thumbs up. 'Thanks pal! ' Then I take off away from it as fast as I can.

I tear through the trees in a random direction. 'Fuck fuck fuck! ' I mutter, swinging my head around violently. 'Where the fuck am I?! ' Everything in this god forsaken jungle looks the same!

I hear something like a yell in the distance and change my course for that. I crash through the jungle, twigs smacking me in the face and getting stuck in my hair. I can see the giant spinning structure of the pumpkin cake and a break in the trees ahead and a big smile spreads out across my face.

Then I trip.