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'It's showtime! '

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Day in, day out, night after night, and so on and so forth until the end of time. The standard expectation of someone who loses on Gran Tesoro. A lifetime of never ending servitude disguised as a glamorous ship for gambling, vacations, and another wasted stop for dumb pirates to try and prove themselves around equally dumb and drunk losers. Truly, a gilded paradise unlike any other.

'One, two, three, let's start the countdown '

For this lovely show. '