"I know it might be hard to believe, but I'm not as inexperienced as you guys seem to think I am!" Usopp puffed out his chest with a triumphant smile. He pointed to himself with his thumb, that smug grin seemingly plastered onto his face with cement.

"You're right, it is hard to believe." Zoro's one off comment had Nami and Sanji snickering at Usopp's expense.

"Sorry, sorry. It's just hard to imagine." Nami gave a half-hearted apology through her laughter. "Other than Kaya, I didn't even think you had any interests in girls."

"I told you guys, it wasn't like that with Kaya!" Usopp yelled defensively, not-so-subtly looking over his shoulder to make sure you hadn't gotten the wrong idea.

Sanji sighed, shaking his head before he lit a cigarette.