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Eren stared at the photo, expression carefully blank.

Nothing good ever came out of a fedora-wearing-man walking into any situation. It sounded like the start of a bad joke, something like

a man wearing a fedora walked into a bar

, that ended with someone dead. Or adjusted. Like in that one movie with that one guy from

Bourne Identity

, the cute one ' you know who he 's talking about, right? ' he was also in that one movie where men wore a bunch of fedoras. Something about adjustment. It was at the tip of his tongue but he couldn 't quite get it out '

aha!

The

Adjustment Bureau

. It was strangely coincidental that he watched it just the other day with Mikasa and Armin, and a man wearing a fedora hat walked into the coffee shop which made him seriously consider that the two of them conspired to make this happen.