Franky had given up on complaining about babysitting a long time ago. Besides, Twilight 's

bribery

pay was more than sufficient to keep tempting Franky into coming back.

Plus, it wasn 't like Bond needed much looking after. The military-trained dog had enough tricks up his sleeve to indicate to Franky when he needed to be walked, when he was hungry, and when he needed to be taken outside. In the meantime, Franky had the Forger residence all to himself, and he could do whatever he wanted '

Read: watching dating shows, and yelling at the television.

'You don 't deserve her! ' he yelled through a mouthful of breakfast popcorn. 'Miserable bastard. '

Onscreen, a woman with dewy skin and hair extensions fluttered her spider-like lashes at a man in an ill-fitting suit and a flashy watch.

'I just prefer women who look more natural, '

he said in barely-disguised disgust.