It had arrived.

Finally,

that cute lil ' toy you 'd seen splashed across your social media. It was all the rave reviews, the discreet packaging, and the promises of

utmost

pleasure that 'd reeled you in. And after a long, hard day of much too many shifts, you just couldn 't help but click that

'Add to cart '

button.

After all, what 's the worst that could happen?

Well, it was too late to regret it now. Because only a day later and suddenly a large, glitzy,

hot-

pink box was plopped right in front of your doorstep.

You hadn 't even heard the delivery drivers come up- if you had, then maybe you 'd have been able to interrogate them on what that

second

package was 'A mysterious, taped, lil ' cardboard box - one you didn 't even remember ordering.

It had no title, no images, not even an address. Just your name.