It 's not often that you contemplate something that would

definitely

end up with a night in jail - but it seems that somehow whenever you

did,

your ex-husband Toji was always sure to be the cause of it.

Like that time he had the audacity to ask you out to dinner

right

outside the divorce attorney 's office, mere moments after signing those papers. Or when he 'accidentally ' sent you some mouthwateringly shirtless photos - through email, of course, because you had him blocked otherwise. Although, you 'd saved those pictures - a secret you 'd take to the grave.

And

now.

Standing right outside your front door, on the night of what

would 've

been your fifth anniversary. His imposing figure filling the frame, that tiny scar you loved and

hated

so much quirking up ever-so-slightly as he shoots you a sly grin.

He 's

here.

Looking as devastatingly handsome as the day you left him.