'Har har.

hilarious,

Suguru- '

'You know m 'not joking, Satoru. ' Geto 's taking an infuriatingly long

slurp!

of his ramen from the other end of the line, and Gojo 's known the man long enough to realize that he 's doing it solely to irritate him. That bastard. 'You 're a loser. '

Ah,

he 's never wanted to throttle him more.

Because-

listen,

Gojo Satoru might be many things.

He

might

be the proud president of the campus otaku club, rumored to have never even held hands with a woman his entire life.

Complete

defamation, of course, Gojo has held hands with his mother as a child. Though 'she might be the only one.

He

might

be the most annoying tenant at his cramped Tokyo apartment, every inch of it covered with enough of your pretty figurines that he 's taken to sleeping on the couch recently.

But you deserved only the best!

And he

might