'This is my uncle, he just got out of jail. '

'Hell yeah. '

Not

the most courteous introduction to Yuji 's wide-eyed lil ' friends - but if Jin had bugged n ' blackmailed him into picking the brat up from preschool today then he was going to make sure it never happens again.

And as Yuji starts swinging from Sukuna 's broad, beefy biceps, he grins at his miniature crowd. 'He also has tattoos and likes to drink. '

'Hell yeah- don 't forget about the cars, twerp. ' Sukuna 's nodding, breezing past the horrified faces of parents that tugged their children at least seven feet away. Seriously, how long was this teacher going to take? He could see your back hunched by another corner of the classroom, hugging a sniffly student goodbye.

'

Oh yeah- and

he likes driving fast and slashing tires. '

You straighten, probably hearing every word - not that he cared, Sukuna couldn 't imagine who 'd want to be around

this

all day. 'Hell ye-