If there were any flies in the vicinity, the toad sage of Konoha would surely have caught them with his gaping mouth. He stared at the strange man who just alleged that he was his godson. You know-- his blond hyperactive numbskull godson, who was most definitely not a sage and probably choking on ramen somewhere in Konoha.

'That can 't '. ' Jiraiya stuttered and shook his head before he became deadly serious. 'Uzumaki Naruto is 12-years-old. You 're lying! It's not even a good lie! '

Naruto pursed his lips and glared up at his godfather with annoyance. He knew the old pervert was going to be stubborn about it, seal or no seal.

'The whole point of this seal is so I can 't be lying, old man! ' Naruto exploded before he forced himself to keep from provoking Jiraiya into an actual fight. He didn 't want to fight his godfather if he could help it. 'The Uzumaki Naruto from

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